08.18.09

Thai Tom’s or Aladdins

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:04 am by zoku

Random question of the day…

If you were stuck on an island and all you could have was one meal, which one would you choose?

Thai Tom’s Phad Thai or Aladdins’ Gyro?

07.04.09

The Spamsicle

Posted in Uncategorized tagged at 12:29 pm by zoku

interesting…..

Deep fried Spam slice on a stick.

http://19.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19k6ovygycjlHSmjro1_r5_500.jpg

06.30.09

______ is an embarassment to WSU football

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 8:22 am by zoku

A great editorial by the Wazzu Student Newspaper!

http://www.dailyevergreen.com/story/28938

Go 2 Guy: Wazzu’s off-field legal troubles a national joke

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , , at 8:17 am by zoku

Finally! The Go2Guy is ripping on the Cougs!

http://www.seattlepi.com/moore/407710_moore30.htm

By JIM MOORE
SPECIAL TO SEATTLEPI.COM

Over the years I’ve taken shots at many Husky football-playing law-breakers. It’s a long list that is still topped by Jerramy Stevens, though other legitimate contenders to his dynasty pop up from time to time.

There’s a new trend that I’ve largely ignored because I’m a Washington State alum who’s a subjective journalist with no credibility. The Go 2 Guy typically refuses to rip on his own team — I mean, c’mon, Moo U’s my sacred cow no matter what.

Until today anyway. I’ll still pull for ‘em this fall, but let’s admit something for the moment anyway – the Cougs have become a joke if they weren’t one already after going 2-11 last year.

What finally did it was the June 9 arrest of safeties Tyree Toomer and LeAndre Daniels for allegedly attempting to steal four bicycles from Regents Hall. On top of that, they allegedly stole a hacksaw from a construction site to cut through locks on the bikes.

My biggest questions — why would two guys steal four bikes, and couldn’t they have at least bought a hacksaw from a hardware store to lessen their chances of getting caught? But people who are allegedly stealing bikes don’t think clearly in the first place. Here’s proof:

“What drew the attention was to see one person pushing two bikes up a ramp,” WSU Police Department Lieutenant Steve Hansen told the Daily Evergreen.

“Damn!” the alleged bike stealers must have said to each other later. “Never thought of that!”

So now we’re in that all-too familiar stretch of time in the Palouse when prosecutors are trying to figure out whether charges should be filed against two more Wazzu football players.

In case you missed it, a week before the bicycle caper, Xavier Hicks was pulled over for speeding, at which time officers discovered that the Coug safety was driving with a suspended license again. AGAIN!!!!

Hicks, as you know, is the team’s poster boy for idiocy. He’s the one who served time in a Colfax jail last summer for putting rubbing alcohol in teammate and roommate Grady Maxwell’s contact-lens case. His apparent motive was a disagreement with Maxwell over payment of a cable-TV bill.

Something that bad — trying to blind someone or at least damage their eyes — should have been enough to remove Hicks from the team. If not that, then certainly this: after being released from jail, Hicks drove back to Pullman, only to be pulled over and nailed for driving with a suspended license.

But good news for Hicks — he’s got a coach who tolerates his nonsense.

In an interview two weeks ago with Aaron Levine on KCPQ-TV, Paul Wulff said the suspended license stemmed from a 2007 traffic ticket in Othello that had not been paid. Wulff said Hicks wasn’t aware that his license had been suspended because, you know, college kids move around all the time, and it’s hard to find them with legal stuff in the mail to let them know that they can’t drive until they pay their fine.

Which is fine, I’ll buy that excuse for the first time he was pulled over last summer. But not this time.

Then when Levine asked Wulff if there would be any repercussions for Hicks, the wrist-slapping coach said: “We’ve got a few things we’ll do to handle that, but for the most part, at this point, he’s not going to be suspended.”

Of the mistakes made by Washington State football players, Wulff said: “Things like this happen all the time in larger cities, and you just don’t find out about them because there’s so many other things going on.”

So that’s it — Pullman’s to blame for being so small. Sorry, but that strikes me as a ridiculous thing for a head coach to say.

Naturally, what awaits Hicks and perhaps Toomer and Daniels, is a meeting with the football team’s Unity Council, which will decide their fate as players. I can’t remember who’s on the Unity Council, and it doesn’t matter — the biggest penalty appears to be double-secret probation for all offenders.

If I were on that Unity Council, I’d get rid of guys who do really stupid stuff like steal bicycles and conk people on the head with frying pans unless, of course, they’re really good and can help us win the Apple Cup.

I’d give Toomer and Daniels a second chance, but Hicks has got to go. I don’t care if he was the second-leading tackler on a bad team last year, nor do I care that he’s the starting strong safety. I’d prefer to see him replaced by his backup. Oh, wait a minute, his backup’s Toomer. Never mind.

The Cougs are being mocked locally and nationally, and rightfully so. I was in Pullman two weeks ago for my daughter’s freshman orientation and picked up a Daily Evergreen on a day in which the school newspaper’s editorial board lampooned the football program.

The Evergreen published the fill-in-the-blanks editorial about WSU football arrests “rather than having to publish a new piece every few months or so.” It’s a hilarious must-read.

On the Internet, some jokers who are cut from the same cloth as the Go 2 Guy keep track of football-player felonies and misdemeanors and rate the schools accordingly. They call their rankings “The Fulmer Cup” in honor of former Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer “and his school of well-behaved student athletes.”

In the latest release of the standings last week, Washington State skyrocketed to No. 1 in the country thanks to Hicks and the alleged bicycle burglars. The Cougars also moved up to No. 3 in the all-time standings behind Florida and Illinois.

One of the Fulmer Cup founders wrote: “If Florida is the high-end, couture buy for those seeking the criminally troubled major college football brand, then Washington State is the affordable, mid-sized alternative with almost as much total punch. Hell, for individual flair, Xavier Hicks is the best buy by himself.”

Simply put, on and off the field, it’s WSU LOL. Wulff is only in his second year, but he’s long overdue to make a strong disciplinary statement, one that strongly punishes Toomer and Daniels if necessary, and banishes Hicks.
Jim Moore also writes for cougfan.com and cybergolf.com, and can be reached at jimmoore@seattlepi.com or jimmoorethego2guy@yahoo.com.

06.18.09

Grilled Porterhouse

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:37 am by zoku

This is just yum!

Stephanie Diani for The New York Times

06.08.09

Hilarious First Pitches

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:35 am by zoku

Courtesy of ESPN.com

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/090605&sportCat=mlb

11.06.08

A Bailout Package for Washington Football….

Posted in Washington Huskies at 11:51 pm by zoku

Bailout Package

By Chris Fowler
ESPN.com
Can the Pac-10 construct a Wall Street-style bailout package for the group that needs it most in these troubled times? That would be Washington. The state, that is.

The Washington State Cougars, a once-proud program, has sunk into desperate times. The Cougars have surrendered 60-plus points four times, a first in major college football. In retrospect, it seems miraculous that Wazzu held Oklahoma State’s mighty offense to a mere 39 points in the opener.

Stanford’s struggling offense seems unlikely to hit the 6-oh Saturday, but you never know against WSU.

I’m not mean-spirited. I know college athletes don’t want to be pitied. But I do feel sorry for the players and for rookie coach Paul Wulff and his staff. He inherited a mess from Bill Doba.

It’s not that the cupboard is bare at Wazzu. There is no cupboard. There may be some lumber around to build one, but it hasn’t been found.

Washington State’s level of talent and level of play is so low that it has become a serious embarrassment to the conference. Throw in the winless year over in Seattle that cost Tyrone Willingham his job at Washington, and I am not sure if worse college football has been played in one state since 1987’s Sunflower State classic, when Kansas State tied Kansas, 17-17, with the ‘Cats finishing the year 0-10-1 and the Jayhawks 1-9-1.

So here’s the bailout plan:

1. Expand the scholarship limit for the Cougs and Huskies from 85 back to 95.

2. Offer generous tax incentives for families of the blue-chip players who want to stay in-state and support their local programs, instead of shipping out south of the (state) border.

3. Redistribute the wealth in the Pac-10 by taxing the rich and forcing other schools to ship some of their players north to help the disadvantaged Washington programs. The super-rich (USC) would have to send three freaks-in-waiting to each team. At least one skill player would have to be part of the bailout package. Heck, Pete wouldn’t even miss them.

Oregon, Oregon State, Cal, and Arizona would have to send two guys to each team. Stanford, UCLA, and Arizona State would be taxed just one player for each program.

The Sun Devils have clearly slipped in to this lower tax bracket by dropping off the top of Camelback Mountain lately. So, that’s 14 live bodies each donated to the cause of rebuilding the Cougars and Huskies. It’s a start.

Just like on Wall Street, other painful steps will have to be taken. Cuts must be made. Washington must be rescued from its naked ambition. Next season’s date with LSU must be cancelled. Ditto for 2010’s scheduled collisions with BYU and Nebraska. The Huskies have an enormous deficit of talent that would even make “W” blush. The next administration will inherit it. These cuts are necessary for the short term health and growth of the program.

Washington State has not been as guilty of taking on more foreign (nonconference) debt than it can possibly handle. But the planned junket to San Antonio next year to face Notre Dame is an earmark that has to be looked at. Isn’t Portland State, a more prudent option, available?

An emergency measure could be to eliminate the Cougs’ finale in Hawaii this season. It takes away some of the drama of the Apple Cup.

By the way, the final part of the bailout plan is to roll back the rules for the Apple Cup to the pre-overtime era. A fitting conclusion would be a 17-17 tie, just like that game 21 years ago in Manhattan, so that neither side has to face another loss.

I know what some of you are thinking: these “spread the wealth” measures are extreme and un-American. They will make the Pac-10 “socialist.” In other words, a place where there is no upper crust, just a massive middle class content to get by on equally distributed wealth.

Yes, comrades. We are seeing a glimpse into the future. And it looks a lot like the ACC. Or the Big East.

You do realize the above is a goof, right? I assume so.

But I take no chances in the context-free, irony-free age of blogs and YouTube.

McNabb, others reflect on Obama’s historic victory

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:12 pm by zoku

McNabb, others reflect on Obama’s historic victory

08.18.08

my latest fortune…

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:10 pm by zoku

My latest fortune…let’s hope these things come true!

“You can expect a change for the better in job or status in the future”

07.03.08

bye bye sonics

Posted in Sonics tagged , , , , , , , , , at 9:13 am by zoku

©ROD MAR / THE SEATTLE TIMES

so it’s official. bye bye seattle sonics….it’s time to cheer on the oklahoma city sonics. that is…if you even know where oklahoma is…..

the backlash on facebook was quite predictable starting once it broke at 4pm.

the nba sucks.”

wondering if we get to at least keep the Sonic Dancers… :)

believes that the cowardly mayor and city council sold out the people of Seattle by giving away the Sonics for 30 pieces of silver.”

Goodbye Sonics! I will miss you….. =(.”

crying tears of green and gold :*(.”

the NBA is dead to me, starbucks is dead to me.”

bye sonics… : (.”

remembering this dunk: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xL8vUUABdgA.”

saving up his change to buy back the sonics.”

NEVER WATCHING NBA AGAIN UNTIL SEATTLE GETS A NEW TEAM!!!!! STUPID SEATTLE OFFICIALS SOLD THE FANS OUT!! AND NO I WILL NOT BE A BLAZERS FAN!!!”

will miss the Sonics. :( .”

F*CK CLAY BENNETT AND DAVID STERN!!!”

hate the nba.”

says goodbye to the Sonics, and will miss the 20 win seasons.”

all you seattlelites can start rooting for the lakers now! :)

ready to riot. Can the people of Seattle sue Greg Nickels for being a sell out?”

can’t believe the seattle officials sold out.”

goodbye sonics…..”

eff clay bennet, david stern, and the nba.”

F*ck the NBA!!!!”

can’t believe that the Sonics are really going to Oklahoma City… I guess I’m driving to Portland for hoops now…”

thinks his city’s government sold out. Frickin Clay Bennett.”

has a settlement. we keep the sonics and clay bennett can go f*ck himself. does that work for everyone?”

And some news stories:

Sonics saga sends out a bad message

SuperSonics, Seattle reach last-minute settlement

Sonics are Oklahoma City-bound

Sonics moving to Oklahoma City

Stupid Oklahoma Papers.

Now that Seattle lawsuit has been settled, the NBA is on its way here to stay

Pop the corks and celebrate!

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